Adelson's Disease...?

 It hasn't been medically documented yet... 

But this is not fake news; IT EXISTS - it must exist; 

in order to produce such results. 

ADELSON offered Trump 

$250 million to run for an 

unconstitutional third term

And by the looks of these major symptoms 

-flagrant lack of common sense, above all- 

it is times worse than Alzheimer's... 

Yeah, OK ~ the NY Post paints it as a JOKE she made 

Yeah - it must have been! 

The Middle East Eye -as well as other outlets- are not so sure... 

Miriam Adelson appears to be... very much endeared to him. 

And he is grateful! 

It's a mutual admiration society between Drumpf 

and the Israeli-American "mega-donor" 

and political supporter Miriam Adelson 

I confess that... I had no clue that she was so rich 

And that she owns the DALLAS MAVERICKS franchise 

In fact, I had no idea who she was, really... 

Until today's Hanukkah Party! 

And here is the answer to the question: 

...and, more revealing than all else... 

WOW. 

THOSE NAMES - AGAIN: 

EPSTEIN. 

GHISLAINE! 

NETANYAHU. 

And Drumpf, of course... 

Just... WOW. 

...

T.I.L.F. ???

 This is a MILF 

(?!?)

(...that's another story!) 

And this is a GILF 

...that I used to know... 

...that's another story, too... 

But no one -absolutely no one- 

has ever wanted a "TILF" 

Thanks to the O.V.F. 

(not the IMF...) 

this latest splinter group 

of radicalized vagrants 

 locally inspired "liberation" 

was foiled in its nefarious plans 

and de facto nipped in the bud. 

However ~ this poses the question: 

if it can spring up like that 

in Turtle Island, of all places, 

where else are we going to see 

such regroupments of 

misguided idealists 

who truly believe that 

theirs is a just cause 

-hence the claim to be a 

bonafide "Liberation Front" here- 

complete with such rallying cries as 

"death to America" and "death to ICE" 

??????????? 

THIS IS GETTING 

OUT OF HAND 

Society is out of control 

Anarchy threatens us all 

as unrest & craziness spread 

Measures have to be taken 

to avoid any more 

CHAOS 

🥶🥶🥶 

50 and 80

 It's better than "6...7" 

MUCH BETTER! 

Commemoration, i.e. 

is much better 

than any nonsensical trend 

~ that is for sure... 

...such as the media outlets 

remembering this 

and new generations 

discovering this history 

through the music 

of a legendary songwriter 

such as Gordon Lightfoot 

Tragic events are one thing -

once we hit landmark numbers and years 

such as 2025, it is mandatory 

to underline and highlight 

through all the proper channels: 

1975 - it was the Lake Superior 

saddest of possible unforeseen events 

1945 - it was the end of war 

welcome by all ~ even 

Communists 

It is no wonder that they'd 

commemorate that, in 2025 

And why not - the enemy, Japan, 

surrendered back then... 

Xi Jing P 

would be a fool not to 

celebrate that! 

For the rest of us... 

we remember D-DAY 

And JAPAN 

also remembers that... 

VERY

WELL

indeed.

A reminder to them and to everyone 

to choose carefully one's allies 

and what one embarks upon... 

L or P

 

It would be abysmal (!) 

to wind up in Hades 

just because of some form 

(or all forms there can be ~ really ALL) 

of candy... 

That's not where you wanna be. 

In Paradise ~ is where you wanna be! 

No tricks ~ enough treats! 

M or B

 Call it a double-bill and leave it at that: 

you'd say! 

But that's way too easy ~ for one such as me! 

It cannot be otherwise, though: for when two bands 

of the (Canadian, but still) magnitude as 

Emily Haines' METRIC... and Sam Roberts' Band 

actually get to share a stage - I've gotta ask 

WHO exactly is being called an OPENING ACT here!?  

But that's just ME... 

Indeed... 

But that's another story! 

Sam's BAND has been playing on (and on and on) 

for quite some time now - they've perfected their sound 

and, verily, each and every song of theirs is worth 

its share of gold...! Or bitcoins. Or both! 

The band certainly contributed to the soundtrack 

of our lives ---  ALL OF US, yes! 

METRIC, on the other hand, has enjoyed a wider success 

with many of its tunes playing in the foreign market that pays 

(the wretched, enemy now, USofA... thanks to Drumpf!) 

Emily Haines, by the sheer virtue of her feminity, does 

possess more melodious vocal chords than Sam - 

that cannot be contested! 

SO... WHO OPENS FOR WHOM? 

METRIC or BAND

Ultimately, it doesn't even matter at all...!!! 

They are both equally awesome ~ and cannot "share the stage" literally 

as Sam doesn't need Emily to sing his songs 

nor does she need him to butt in on Metric material...! 

They are two complete musical groups that each take the stage 

deliver their stuff with utmost oompf and then leave 

that stage - for the "next act" as it may be...!!! 

For if both of them were performing at the same time, 

on that stage, it might be sensory overload for you, so... 

Let's not go there - EH? 

Cinco De Mayo?

 No. 

Não só isso. 

It is, also, 

World Portuguese Language Day 

~O Dia da Lingua Portuguesa~ 

and many other things as well 

~ all detailed on this site: 

Days of the Year

Although let it be known, to all of you 

NON-LUSOPHONES 

that there is another day of the Portuguese Language: 

June the 10th - because that is when 

Luís de Camões passed away.

And there is also a Day of Portugal 

and Day of Democracy in Portugal 

and Day of Portuguese Culture ETC, ETC, ETC! 

FORÇA PORTUGAL

But back to TODAY: 

In Canada, 

where #ElbowsUp is 

all the rage right now, 

May the 5th 

has become 

National Red Dress Day 

more officially known as 

National Day of Awareness for 

Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Girls 

and 2SLGBTQIA+ People

The "2S" is indeed about 

"Two Spirited" individuals... 

The Indigenous 

-if not quite ingenious- 

way to explain the state of being 

of the whole LGBTQIA (not AI) + 

crowds, out there - proud... 

                                                    Yeah ~ 

not quite the same thing as 

those various other occasions 

that mark MAY THE FIFTH: 

such as Hoagies Day...

Or 

WORLD HAND HYGIENE DAY

Or NAIL DAY... 

(compatible, sure, but...) 

And as if that's not frivolous enough - 

there is, also, the national 

(meaning: the USofA. As in "only in the USofA" 

can they be so... ridiculous.) 

TOTALLY CHIPOTLE DAY 

And there's the 

NATIONAL CONCERT DAY

although I didn't hear of anyone 

staging a big one, on this date... 

I didn't hear any note, even!

It appears as though they have done away with 

the profoundly inane 

NATIONAL NO PANTS DAY 

for this date, at least - 

however, upon closer inspection, 

it applies to the FIRST FRIDAY OF MAY 

which means it can easily fall upon a 

May the 5th again, in the future... 

No Pants Day is every day, really, 

for some of us... 

Just sayin'.

MAY THE 5TH 

IS A LOT OF THINGS; 

like every other day can be, sure...

From the original historical significance 

(and the reason why we say "cinco" e 

"Mayo" in Spanish in the first place) 

to the plethora of causes 

~each more tragic than the previous~ 

that are evoked on the exact same date: 

NATIONAL CARTOONISTS DAY, 

INTERNATIONAL MIDWIVES' DAY, 

SLEEP APNEA AWARENESS DAY,

AFRICAN WORLD HERITAGE,

NETHERLANDS LIBERATION,

SILENCE THE SHAME DAY...

There may be the odd 

Hug A Shed Selfie Day 

throw in there, too...

But it appears to fall well in line, 

generally speaking, with 

THE WEEK'S overall dedication: 

RED CROSS WEEK

...as well as the month's stated focus; 

MAY being 

MENTAL HEALTH MONTH 

(Awareness - again) 

among many, many other things...

DISCOVER 'EM ALL 

ON 

DAYS OF THE YEAR!

💖💔💖

FIFTY (50) YEARS

 

And to think that it is the wife's hairdresser 

that reminded us of this milestone anniversary - 

not the news!!! 

E-elect-ssssion DAZE

 Calling it now - at the stroke of midnight: 

Banker/Business mogul & Financier Extraordinaire 

Mark Carney (and his Foxy Lady) WIN 

while Timbit MAGA a.k.a. Lil' Trump a.k.a. 

Le Petit Pierre (whose unfortunate initials are "P.P") 

flanked by his Venezuelan mamacita 

DOESN'T DO SO WELL... AT ALL: 

And to think that ALL OF THOSE NUMSKULL 

NITWIT - BORN YESTERDAY - DEEPLY IGNORANT 

know-nothings "INFLUENCERS" 

were poised to "win this election" for him!!! 

...reminds me of...

LOL 

Er... HE is the one who looks silenced, there! LOL 

PREPAWE TO BE 

DESTOWYED 

THEN!!! 

Tweetie Birdbrain! 

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL 

😂😂😂

H.W. Schedule

 

* note that *Holy Wednesday* 

is also known as SPY WEDNESDAY 

- for it is when a bit of spy work 

(and backstabbing) was done... 

Necessary though it was... 

CANNOT WAIT 'TIL IT'S 

FRIDAY! 

...not only will it be super-fitting to say 

"Thank God it's Friday!" 

It will be 

GOOD FRIDAY 

though it was very gloomy... dark & sad 

IT WAS GLORIOUS 

AND OUR SAVING GRACE 

*TO ALL*

But then you have to 

BELIEVE 

+++ 

TED

 

THE BEST TED TALK - EVER 

LED

 

LED LIGHTS 

have a 

DARK SIDE 

Yikes. 

RED

 Red states (with an orange clown, alas) 

leads to seeing red 

through red tape & suspicious alliances 

with the original Reds, notably... 

And then there's the Cincinnati Reds 

(they suck eggs) and the 

Boston Red Sox - baaaack, they say...

But it doesn't feel quite true yet... 

ALL THIS RED - ALL OVER 

And then... THE RED MOON 

And it's not 

over yet! 

I told you so! 

But, as for now: 

Thank you R.I.T.O. 

But that is another story... 

🌊🌊🌊

But I would be remiss 

if I didn't throw in this: 

✨️☘️✨️

DAD

 

A great man 

was born 

on this day 

*IWD*

 International Women's Day  

♀️ Yay! ♀️

...as if Netflix is the expert on it... 

Ironically enough, 

ONE DAY REMOVED 

from the birthday of one 

particularly... memorable woman 

WCW (Wrestling) superstar 

Tylene Dawn Buck 

who played the character called 

"MAJOR GUNNS" 

as part of a faction called 

THE M.I.A. - Misfits In Action 

around 1999 through 2001... 

Somehow she didn't get called upon 

to reprise the role in the WWE 

(WWE-WWE) 

by sleazy VKM once 

the wrestling promotions 

basically merged...

But that's another story... 

Tylene went on to portray 

a plethora of other roles 

- similar to that WCW character - 

in her subsequent career 

in the adult film industry. 

On some years, with the calendar 

favorable to her, Tylene 

can actually celebrate 

her anniversary and the momentous 

International Women's Day 

AT ONCE - ON THE SAME DAY! 

Though celebrating it 

back-to-back, as she is in 2025, 

in one long, prolonged weekend 

is already pretty darn good! 

Tylene turns 53. 

From Sacramento, California 

USofA... figures. 

Still known as a cam girl, model, 

& pornographic actress - 

but a former professional wrestler 

and wrestling valet... 

A girl's gotta eat. 

And on that subject... 

So much for women's lib, huh? 

But that's another story. 

♀️♀️♀️

* Trump has MELTDOWN *

...in the MOST EMBARRASSING PRESSER - EVER 

And they thought it couldn't get worse...